Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Let's do this thing.

I've decided not to participate in BEDA after all.
...April Fools.

Meh. I am absolutely going to keep my blogging promise. (Blogmise? Ooh. Nice try, babe.) Today was just less-than-perfect, and all my exciting plans for this entry have been squashed by a combination of depression, need for sleep, and sharing a computer with my mother and father. I'll make up for it tomorrow, though. Perhaps I'll write a blog and post a fiveawesomegirls video.

On an unrelated note, here's a cute comment I received on my channel today from user SerenaMurison:
"Apparently I'm not afraid to admit that I'm jealous of your existence, considering this sentence. P.S. Last semester I convinced a total of fourteen chemistry students to watch your videos. It was an accomplishment to say the least. You're a bundle of wits and it's simply lovely."

God, that just improved my mood so, so much. Anyway, I'm going to leave you with my new reoccurring bits that haven't reoccurred yet, but probably will.

Sexy: Eating something warm that's wrapped in foil while walking around. Maybe it's because I'm more attracted to food than to people. Maybe it just reminds me of Chipotle, and therefore, love.
Unsexy: Nearly every Starbucks cup. I have moral issues with America's insatiable need to look bored/busy/tired to show how little time they have to talk to anybody else. I get it; you're better than I am. I hope you realize you just spent six dollars on beans and water.

Weight: 138
Chipotle burritos this year: 9
Subscribers: 14, 659

Bye, guys. See you tomorrow! <3


aptl said...

Your sexy lists are a little hit and miss right now. I know I know they're opinions but Twilight. Ew. And No.

Sexy is Guilluame Canet and Marion Cotillard in Love Me If You Dare, Peeta and Katniss from The Hunger Games, Bellatrix and Voldemort(don't tell me you were'nt disappointed they didn't have like evil devil sex with spells and shit in DH), Johnny Depp even when he's 80(Public Enemies trailer-he plays a gangster. That's all), guys who can wear jeans properly, and Dan Radcliffe...yea i said it and i'm not ashamed dammit!......

Kelso said...

wow. you put your weight in. courage baby. for someone who doesn't like being in front of a camera. lol. i <3 you and your wit very much.

Leah B said...



lindsey said...

I wrote a haiku for you:

I like Hayley G
She writes things that are schmexy
I want her babies.


bryan said...

Do you think I could make this "Comment on Hayley's Blog Every Day in April" (CHBEDA)?

Although I guess it's officially the 2nd so I lose already.

Also, I think you're putting too much stock into Chipotle as a brand. But maybe that's just me going to school with a bunch of Northerners who complain about lack of Chipotle. Who can tell?

pottercake said...


That just made me love you more, if that was even possible.

Christina said...

I drink Starbucks because its amazing and I'm marrying coffee someday. I find Starbucks coffee cups to be the happiest, sexiest thing I see all week. But I completely understand your concept.

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