I forgot to mention that part. When I drink, I feel really compelled to talk about literature. "You're such a transcendentalist," I once told a creeper frat guy. Kelly forcefully pulled me away at that point, to which the boy shouted, "Like 'Walden,' right? Yeah! I am!"
I'm not in the mood to blog right now, to be honest. I'll catch up tomorrow. If I call or text you tonight... forgive me.