On this date, many moons ago, two vaginas pushed out two of this world's finest specimens. Alex (nerimon) and Sam (isnoggedharry) are up there on my list of favorite people, and I'm sort of on an inexplicable high today, just because they're alive. Go wish them happy birthday on their channels!
On an unrelated note, bleeehhhhh. I just googled "how to stop being in love with an asshole" to no avail. You'd think there'd be SOME decent article by that title SOMEWHERE on the internet. Readers, do me a favor and write it. I'll give you a present if you do. Also, John (vlogbrothers) tweeted something this morning along the lines of, "People I follow who are underaged, stop tweeting about drinking!" I felt a little weird upon reading this, but I didn't really know why. It wasn't until just now that I remembered. About two weeks ago, I sent him a direct message (WHY, BRAIN!? WHY?!) that said something like, "I'm drunk and you're my hero!" I was pretty out of it at the time, but I was aware enough to be thoroughly humiliated when I received his reply, which was "I hope you mean, like, drunk on joy."
And THAT, kids, is why alcohol is bad.
In youtubely news, I'm pretty sure Kayley (owlssayhooot) is posting a fiveawesomegirls video tonight. I'm pumped. I feel so off when Kayley doesn't post for a long period of time. I'm planning to post a video tomorrow, too. Whataboutadam looks cute in dark lighting.
Sexy: Masculine handwriting, lacking any unnecessary loops or twirls, sometimes slanting a little bit.
Unsexy: Never writing anything out. The internet is awesome, but it can't replace pens.
Chipotle burritos this year: 10
Days left of high school: 30
Bye, guys! See you tomorrow. <3