Hey, guys. Not much happened today, besides the fact that my pet fish signed up for Twitter. My sister keeps making her friends call me, hoping they'll nag me into going to some party full of strangers. I'd probably consider it on a different Saturday, but it's raining, dark, and I just bought cereal. You know what I'm sayin'?
This is another one of those oh-shoot-I-have-to-blog-before-midnight kinds of posts, but there's at least a slight possibility that the following videos will make you smile. Anyway, thank you for your sweet comments yesterday; you guys always manage to make me feel like my sedentary, nerdy existence is somehow worth writing about. I hope you're all having lovely weekends, and I'll see you tomorrow. :)
Pretty: I find this ridiculously endearing. Realistic, understated relationshippy stuff always gets to me.
Ugly: But just SO TRUE. (Tiny bit of profanity, youngins. So, like. Wear headphones.)
Funny: I know you don't want to watch this one, but try. She says something early on that'll make the whole song--especially its lyrics-- hysterical.
Whaaat: I... I mean, just LOOK at them!
Chipotle burritos this year: 15
Nail color: "Lightening," Sally Hansen Insta-Dri