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Friday, April 2, 2010

Explosive Car Crash of Doooom!

Seven minutes left of April 2nd! You thought I wouldn't make it, didn't you? You thought I'd given up on BEDA already. Well HA. Ye of little faith. I am here.

Today, I:
--Watched as my sister rammed my mom's SUV directly into the hood of Sebastian's car. Like... RIGHT into it. It was almost a surreal sight. Oh, don't worry-- everyone's fine, my mom's car looks perfect and Sebastian's still runs, but it was still a mildly traumatic experience for my very embarrassed sister. Sebastian assured her that it wasn't a big deal, but she baked him apology cookies and continues to look slightly ashamed whenever I smile at her. Poor girl.
--Got to see my good friends, Graham and Sarah, who moved to New York last year after they got married. We had lunch, caught up, and made nerdy jokes. Such wonderful people. They feel like home, if that makes any sense.
--Had an adventure with Jess involving plastic watering cans, skim milk, and a carton of Oreos, which I will not describe here in any more detail, because it was SO FUN and hilarious that no blog blurb will do it justice. Just try me. Aren't best friends incredible?
--Laughed at PJ, who managed to accidentally dye his hair and half an eyebrow pink. I'm not entirely sure of the details of this event, either, but here's a picture of it, for all of our viewing pleasure:


And on that note, my friends, I've run out of time. I think I have an idea for tomorrow's post, so maybe it'll be a little more, uh... worthwhile. See you tomorrow!

Chipotle burritos this year: 13
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Nail color: "Plum's the Word," Sally Hansen Salon

P.S. "Blog More Frequently April," Horner? BRING IT.

20 comments:

Christina said...

Sounds like an interesting day.

Phyllis said...

Oh the power of the blog. I was having a bad night, and seeing this it my google reader made it a bit better.
Let's hope Kristina responds to the challenge.

allysonkate said...

You made it. Lovely. :]
Perhaps PJ is just exercising his teenage I'll-dye-my-hair-crazy-colors-to-represent-my-angst before it's too late.

Ellie said...

I'm sure PJ just wanted to be like Charlie. xD

Melody said...

Best friend adventures are the best. Yesterday my best friend and I had an adventure involving waffles, ukuleles, whipped cream, sharpies, and chocolate syrup. At four o'clock in the afternoon. =D

Krazy_4_Kelly said...

...How do you accidentally dye your hair pink? lol

Anonymous said...

omggg hayley i forgot about ol sebastian... haaa like i totally forgot you were ever with someone named sebastian lmao

...wow reading back this comment i look like a complete ditz. wowwwww. oh well :p

PJ Scott-Blankenship said...

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RED.

Laila said...

I managed to ram my dad's car into a visitor's car and then went to my best friend's house to vent where her brother drove their SUV into the hood of the same car!

Also PJ's comment inexplicably made me think of ITWASAKIDNEYINFECTION

Manuel said...

Great day! You blog like a professional writer. Dancing on your deadline :)

Natalie said...

My mum backed into my form teachers car once. It didn't end well :p
I hope you don't give up on beda, I like having something good to read every day! Thanks for the entertainment Hayley.

Lizzie said...

Your life sounds like a lot of fun I really am very jealous :)

Aww man, PJ! Loving the mismatched eyebrows!!

Alice said...

sounds like when Ron dyed his eyebrow and Luna was like "is that the new style?"
I'm pretty sure that you live in a Harry Potter book with a splash of Jessica Darling.

alylurker said...

Silly PJ xD

Cece said...

I love best friends.
My best friend is home from college as well, and because we think we are the shizz, our best adventures tend to take place in the middle of the night. Like last night. Though, because while we are the shizz we are still nerds, so we went out after a couple hours of trying out this new fangled thing that is Chatroulette.

I'm so glad you're writing everyday now; you're awesome.

RhianonLives said...

Damn you, time differences which make me only see your posts the day after!
:) sounds like you had one heck of a day, G-Monster - keep it real!!

Emily. said...

Adding "of Doooom!" to anything makes it sound infinitely more awesome.

Sam said...

Although I love you (not sexually) and your blog, the fact that your mom has an SUV is definitely NOT awesome. Thank the Lord Obama is introducing new laws to drive them off the road.

Suburban Sweetheart said...

Curious as to what color his hair was SUPPOSED to be...

Nokorola said...

Poor PJ... or not depending on what he was going for.

Everything else sounds like a Hayley-rific time.