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Friday, April 9, 2010

Hannah MonFlogging

[Editor's note: Before being disappointed by this lame excuse for a post, just go read Kristina's blog. I haven't even read it yet, but I guaranteed it to be more interesting.]

Fangirls of the world-- control yourselves. I'm currently sitting on Mike Lombardo's bed. I just watched Mike Lombardo complete a Rubik's Cube. And NOW I'm attempting to write a blog while MIKE LOMBARDO plays piano. I know. It's like "Hey Molly" come to life, minus the Ninja Turtles bedspread.

The drive here was actually a lot of fun. I literally laughed out loud at my own internal monologue more than once, which suggests that a) I could survive a situation like that movie Castaway, even sans volleyball, b) I'm possibly schizophrenic, or c) I'm a self-obsessed weirdo. Eh. Either way, the Rent soundtrack alone provided enough entertainment for six full hours. If you give it enough thought, every line Roger sings is more or less hilarious. "My life was DUST!" "Time DIES!" "I'll just get FAT!"

You know, I apologize. I was trying really hard to not neglect you guys, and to write a legitimate post today. But it's difficult to focus when someone is sitting behind you, hitting you repeatedly with a Hannah Montana pillow, and yelling, "This is a Hannah MonFlogging." I promise to make up for today's lack of content and witticism at the end of the weekend, when a grown man isn't shining a flashlight in my eyes just for his own amusement. "Put two spaces and then put the word 'poop,'" he suggests as the closing to this blog. So, uh....

poop

Chipotle burritos this year: 13
Subscribers: 26,772
Nail color: "Green with Envy," ORLY* (It's not green. It's teal.)

*ALSO not a photo of my hand, Jess.

30 comments:

Morgan said...

And somehow, he is actually a very mature person...
haha, how does this work?
You guys make people smile.
Have fun and all that jazz. :)

Sean said...

i am thoroughly jealous. i think i'm one of the top ten mike fangirls on the internet. (just sayin')

J O D I E said...

Haha, we forgive you.
I doubt i'd be blogging if i was near someone like Mike Lombardo!

Emily said...

We can't blame you for trying ...

And today's nail color is by far one of my favorites! =]

Hope said...

Mike is hilarious. You are so lucky! You can be forgiven for not writing more today :)

And that nail polish is definitely blue... not green. It's pretty, though!

Jordiekins said...

HAYLEYHAYLEYHAYLEYHAYLEYHAYLEY.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/45760355.html

That is all.

K-Mac said...

Unfortunately, you and Kristina's blogs are opened in successive tabs on my computer and I simply have to read the farthest tab to the left first, thus, yours.

Thanks for leaving us with a small morsel of your life. I admire the determination it took to write that much in Mike's presence. I am glad you had a good ride =)

Okay, NOW I'll go read Kristina's blog.

sbg_bubbly said...

Mike owns a Hannah Montana pillow? Hillarity!

laubrau said...

There is actually a legit company called O RLY? Well, that is why my day is awesome.

Dinah said...

Nobody cares that this post is short, we are just glad you are happy!!!

YAY.

Kris said...

You should be pleased to know that I made Alan watch RENT during my last visit. I like to think he enjoyed it, though he could have just been being nice and entertaining my obsession with musicals without really liking it at all.

Hope you have an awesome time with Mike! =)

KateyMatey said...

Mike owns a Hannah Montana pillow? Aha, bless him!

Nokorola said...

Good title, I am curious though, whos pillow is it?

Have a good day tomorrow Hayley! (and Mike)

Emily. said...

I went to Chipotle for the first time in my life!! I live in Georgia and I'm not sure if there are any down here. But this week I was in D.C. and we found a Chipotle and I was like "HAYLEY G. HOOVER EATS THERE" so I went and had a burrito! It was delicious beyond words.
Thank you for introducing me to good food! :D

alylurker said...

A hannah montanna pillow? :o
Where can I get one?? xDDDD
Haha I'm glad that you two are happy!

Larangutang said...

I'm tempted to go on a long road trip just to try that whole RENT thing. Too bad gas is so expensive...

Scott said...

I listened to RENT today on the bus and thought of your road trip. Glad you made it there safely!

Christina said...

Glad you survived the drive. Have a great weekend with Mike.

PJ Scott-Blankenship said...

I pick C.

SayAnything said...

Your antics remind me a lot of my relationship antics (with out the Hannah Montana pillow case, but still). I love to see someone else so happy, especially you, Hayley, you deserve it!

Tom said...

I'm visiting my sister in NYC right now. She lives in alphabet city. I had quite a bit to drink and while we were walking around looking for some place I was belting RENT out into the ethers. I hope you're pround.

toastburntbread said...

this is a really irrelevant comment, but I have numerous arguments about whether teal is grean or not. I am always on the side saying it's green. Sorry, but I must officially disagree with you.

European Girl said...

Where does he live it took you 6 hours to get there?! Have fun! :)

BenCracknell said...

Oh, Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. Your ever so entertaining actions make a lot of girls envy Hayley, you know?
And Hayley? Thank you for at least posting something. Even if you only typed the whole poop thing, it would still have counted in my eyes.
Have a good how ever long period of time you have together!

Steph said...

Hannah Montana pillow. Nice. xD
Make sure you Hannah MonFlog him back ;D

Elisabeth said...

Hannah MonFlogging, LOL :)

Have a great weekend!

karlarama said...

I watched The Last Song tonight and then a few hours later I came on here and I felt like I'd been watching a lot of your videos? Then I realised how much you DO look like Miley Cyrus!

Azu said...

Poop.

hahahaha.

Cheers, Mike. For the childish/mature guy!

Also, make sure the pillow hits him back, Hayley. :)

Margaret said...

I have some nail stuff from ORLY! Did you lol when you saw the name? Because I did. Oh, internet vernacular.

Have fun with Mike! You crazy kids. :)

ohhbowiex3 said...

poop