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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Haiku 4 U

Very tired, guys
Not too tired to blog, but
Will just use haiku.

Long-distance boyfriend
Hanging with him this weekend
Leaving tomorrow.

Cold, rainy weather
Where he lives, but I do it
Willingly for love.

Sorry for making
You puke from my sappiness.
Please forgive my spew.

Wiped out from writing
A very long short story
For class on Gay Lit.

It is difficult
And it's gay. Like Santana.
Last Glee joke ever.

My story is fun
But stressing me majorly
Maybe I'll post it.

Must go fall asleep
With mouth open on pillow.
Art is tiring.

(That may not be true
But if we say so often,
They'll call it a job.)

If you have comments
There is one rule to follow:
Write them in haiku.

Five syllables then
Seven syllables and then
End with five again.

Don't care what about
But the funniest one wins
Invisible prize.

(The prize is not real.)
Parentheticals in poems
Amuse me too much.

Four minutes till twelve
Looks like we made it on time.
I must say goodnight.

I hope your day is
Lovely and I'll see you guys
Tomorrow! Pizza.


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54 comments:

Nicole said...

Hayley, you are so
silly but also funny
for doing haikus.

I am not highly
skilled at the art of writing
short structured poems.

Avery said...
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Avery said...

Thanks a lot, Hayley.
I'll be up into the night
singing with Barry.

Lauren said...

Hayley G Hoover
In April, was vegan. But
had pizza Monday

TheflyingElephant said...

I am so happy
I suggested haikus once
And now you did it!!!!

*my dreams are coming true*

Lucy Unlovable said...
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Maya said...

why are there many
comments that have been removed
by the author? weird.

maybe it's because
they are failing at writing
haiku, like i am.

Cat said...
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Cat said...

Hayley has got me
counting on all my fingers.
So much confusion.

My head just went blank
And my bad thumb is twitching.
My eyes are bloodshot.

This should not be hard,
What the heck am I doing.
I should be sleeping.

This was a mistake,
Haikus are not my forte.
I should really stop.

Time to veg in bed,
I'm getting really tired.
That is what she said!

Kristina Barry said...

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Maybe that wasn't
My original work, but-
Oh look,there's a storm

toastburntbread said...

hey hayley heres one,
haikus are about nature
so these are senyrus! :)

senyrus are so cool,
they are my favourite yo,
cool beans fun fun fun

Aimee said...

Haikus can be weird
They don't always make much sense
Refrigerator

Refrigerator
Stupid word, where is your "D"?
You are hard to spell

You know, April is
National Poetry Month
Haikus are poems

That was quite stupid
I should stop this nonsense now
See you tomorrow

Dyl said...

I love how many
comments have been deleted
for lack of haiku

Aimee said...

I just realized
Someone else used the haiku
Refrigerator

I feel stupid now
Because you know it's not mine
But I wrote the rest

Maybe I should read
The comments before writing
More crappy haikus

Dyl said...

Pizza tomorrow?
But it's not May yet Hayley
Why give up now, girl?

Aimee said...

I am not that good
At spontaneous haikus
And yet, I can't stop

I hope I am not
Disqualified for writing
Multiple comments

Hayley G Hoover
But what does the "G" stand for?
"G" is for Gangster

Cheese is delicious
I could eat it all day long
And so could Hayley

I should probably
Stop writing and sleep because
I'm delusional

I'm sorry that you
Had to read this word vomit
Goodnight, Miss Hoover

Nyckeija R said...

I thought that haikus
were supposed to have nature?
Maybe I was wrong.

Anonymous said...

Here is a haiku
About awesome unicorns
That make rainbows. [smile]

Also, two more things:
Yay the haiku is finished
Looks like we made it.

Loup y-es-tu ? said...

i love april
because i get so much hayley
poop and boobs

Petal said...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

chocohall said...

Today you ate cake,
Today I ate pizza, and
Neither of us ran.

When I was in the
Second grade I wrote a good
Haiku about ducks.

Someone commented
About Hayley's middle name.
It made me think of

That time she said that
The G-Monster was preggo.
It just made me laugh.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

clairechiisan said...

Went downstairs to see
Royal Wedding on TV
But don't really care

Hymns are driving me,
exponentially insane
organs not my thing.

Struggled with the ring
Too much skin on her finger
I stopped eating food

Once it was over
I finished my breakfast quick
And got my laptop

Checked on my facebook
Posted status on bad hymns
Click for a new tab

Searched for hayleyg
While I sipped my cup of tea
Post morning on blog

ashley :) said...

haikus are funny
when you end each line "naked"
like this one, naked

your blog is...naked
i read it a lot...naked
i wrote this...naked

kidding!kidding! just kidding
it sounded funny though, right?
yeah, that's what I thought

:)

Katie said...

I cannot believe
You force me to use my brain
Just to comment here.

It is already
Too difficult for me to
Try to do homework.

But I just wanted
To take ten from senior sem
To say "POST YOUR BOOK"

I meant "short story"
But it was too long to say
Screw you, this is hard.

Back to work I go.
Only one more paragraph
Until page twenty.

Abbie said...

This post reminded
me of Marcus and Jess in
Perfect Fifths. Best ever.

Good luck this weekend
with your long distance boyfriend
trip. Have lots of fun!

Phoebs said...

Surely it took
longer to write umpteen
haikus than a post?

That last line was six... sorry, I cheated :P xxx

Indigo said...

Today I skipped sport
(P.E. in America)
To watch the wedding.

In the library
I almost cried. What a sap.
But it was so cute!

Anonymous said...

Please post the story
For your gay lit class because
I want to read it!

EJ said...

I'm bad at haikus.
I chilled with da Queen today.
Royal wedding, yo.

Kylie said...

Just like Perfect Fifths?
Thanks for recommending it.
Haiku dialogue.

(or in this case a)
Quite poetic monologue.
I do say it is.

alimarie_11 said...

Hayley you should post
Your newly written gay story.
(Curiosity)

Yes that was for you.
And yes, art requires work
But it is worth it.

Newt said...

I had a comment
But I forgot it just now
I hope it comes back

Maybe if I read
The comments over again
I will find my thoughts

Oh, I remember
But I do not know how to
Say what I want to

--

I think you should post
Your story with the title
Having 'In Your Pants.'

Ruth said...

Can not believe that
you posted Barry almost as bad as
someone rickrolling

tranquilily said...

I practiced haikus
half of april but gave up
re-starting right now

thought the youtube link
would go to Shania Twain
but it was Barry

Manar said...

I was once obsessed
with writing haiku always.
I love them dearly.

Please post your story.
I very much want to read
your tiring artwork.

Will Davison said...

Pigeon Hat Tortoise
Mushroom Lightning Guitar Face
I'm Bad At Haiku

Rachel D said...

Just ate a bunny...
Granted it was chocolate, but
I still feel guilty.

Does anyone else
Have a guilty conscience whilst
Consuming rabbit?

Pip said...

Ha ha I love this!
English majors, ftw!
Exclamation point!

Anna said...

I bought a headband
“Nice necklace” said my boyfriend,
Where to wear it now?


Could someone seriously offer advice? I don't know what this thing is!

Odi said...

This is the best thing
I think that from this day forth
Haiku will prosper

The most ingenious*
way to write is the way that
you have here shown us

For this miss Hayley
I applaud you for your great
magnificence. Fin.**


* ingenious pronounced: in-gee-nyus (as opposed to in-gee-ni-us)
** sort of cheated here, aha.

Anonymous said...

Hayley where are you?
You know it's still April, right?
Don't worry; we forgive you

We know time with your
Boyfriend very important
You can have a pass :)

Anonymous said...

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"

-- My friend's t-shirt

Anonymous said...

Hayley we miss you
Your presents are so lonely
Where has the blog gone?

Anonymous said...

You, Hayley, were once
My favorite Youtuber
Oops wait you still are.

Carrie Lindeman said...

Please post your story
I like reading your writing
penis ha ha ha

That was not funny
I am so very mature
Hooray for poems!

Kirsty said...

Oh no a haiku
Three minutes til Doctor Who
Five more syllables

Kirsty said...
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AnthonyMichalak said...

Parentheticals
Made that line eight syllables
So it doesn't count.

Tommy said...

lovely blog! :)

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