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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Aw Shucks! We're Corny!

I'm not Hayley! 

Today, we bought wife beaters from Wal*Mart. I drank Diet Mountain Dew, and I gave myself bangs. I also have very "classy" black eye shadow. Love, Jess

Uh, hey! This is Sebastian. Jess left to cook corn. Oh, look, she's back!

Sexy:

(I took this picture at the library!)

SYKE! It's Lauren. Today I learned a dance. It is a zombie dance. Jess taught it to me. You lift your heels while you slowly wave your arms in the air and move your hips. And that is the juicy gossip of the day. 




Unsexy:

56 comments:

Katie said...

lmao you guys are a riot! Awesome group of friends, if I do say so myself. :)

hayleyghoover said...

KATIE: YOU ROCK!!!!1

hayleyghoover said...

(that was not Hayley!)

hayleyghoover said...
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Freya said...

Hayley, You're friends and yourself are just freaking brilliant.


<3

hayleyghoover said...

Freya!::::: You"RE A RAWKSTARRR!
FROM: HAYZLEY

hayleyghoover said...

That was not Hayley. This is, and my friends are ridiculous. <3

hayleyghoover said...

OPPOSITE DAY

hayleyghoover said...

SYKE!!!!

Callidora said...

Your friends are ridiculous but they seems like lots of fun as well.
:o)

hayleyghoover said...

CALLIDORA. COOL NAME. AND THANK YOU.
<3

helernn said...

Hayley, it seems your friends are very awesome and you all seem to like corn. And Jess, I like the zombie dance. Is it mean to try and get your dog to dance it? I don't know but she seemed happy afterwards. Maybe that was the chicken I gave her. I'm not sure.

hayleyghoover said...

YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO OF YOUR DOG DANCING. DOGS ARE CUTE. 4 REAL!!!!!~ :)

Missy said...

Haha wow. That corn picture is pretty hilarious.

But living in Nebraska, you kind of get sick of it. :(

TheBlaireWitch said...

That's Sebastian, right?
He kind of looks like Andy Samberg xD

helernn said...

If I do , I will send you a video of my dog dancing. :)

allie said...

Ahh. Too much awesome for the town library to handle.

hayleyghoover said...

WE NEVER GET SICK OF CORN!

CORRECT! SEBASTIAN IS ANDY SAMBERG! NOTHING GETS BY YOU THEBLAIREWITCH!

-S, J, & L

Adrienne said...

i think i love all of you.

hayleyghoover said...

ADRIENNE, IS THAT THE SOJOURER TRUTH????

Gavin said...

Corn is brilliant, especially with a little garlic butter.

You might also consider a straw hat and a pair of overalls to complete the image.

Sarah said...

Haha this is spectactular.

Why am I not eating corn on the cob right now? Clearly you are all better at summer than me. :)

hayleyghoover said...

CORN IS GOOD BECAUSE IT IS MEAT, DAIRY, AND GLUTEN FREE!

HUZZAH!

Karen said...

I love the fact you can get high on anything... even corn :P

Maya said...

Hahaha. You have some awesome friends there, Hayley. XD

Catherine said...

I like the fact that you and your friends get together and eat corn. =)

hayleyghoover said...

HIGH OFF OF CORN, AND LOVE.
<3

Zombie said...

Wooo, seductive Hayley in picture number four? Sebby better watch himself, he's dealing with a foxy lady! *feels awkward* I'm sorry, sometimes I can't control what comes out of my mouth. Ha..ha?

Oceansurferg said...

lmao xD

Catherine said...

It looks like lots of fun you've had.

Jordiekins said...

I'm still trying to get you on 20q.net, and it just guessed J. K. Rowling. Is that not the best compliment ever?

Jordiekins said...

It followed that up with Evanna Lynch.

A.J. James said...

Wow, I'm glad you are all having so much fun, hmmm i am going to have rice,lima beans and corn for dinner, yummmm.... yummmmm hope you all have a splendid evening...

Kaitlin said...

Yes.

Sebastian said...

I just realized that looks like a stain on my shirt. It is not. It is my French Club t-shirt, and that is part of the Eiffel Tower. Just putting that out there. TheBlaireWitch, being told I look like Andy Sanberg is the best compliment I've ever received. Thanks :)

Emily said...

Haha, Hayley, your friends are amazing. :D

muse88 said...

Your relationship with your friends is amazing!! I remember being like that.... ARGH I think I've grown up..... :(
*searches for the crazy side of oneself*

Hannah said...

This blog is awesome in epic proportions. The photos made me smile

=D

VicMorrowsGhost said...

I liked this post but it was a bit.... corny.

sorry.

Abby said...

I totally lol'd while sitting in my Human Evolution lecture when I saw the un-sexy photo.
P.S. Dear FBS... UPDATE?!

Hayley_leesha666 said...

Hayley and friends.. i have been having a shitty shitty night.. but then refreshed the blogpage and up popped those photos... you made me laugh.. you are all fantastic human beings :) thankyou!
xx

Nally said...

You're insane :D
I'm LOL-ing at the blog & comments.

Rachel said...

You guys look a lot like my friends. Except we've never acted like that while eating corn.

I just realized that the title of the blog was referring to shucking and corn.

But really, you're friends are brilliant. [=

Anonymous said...

ahahaha...corn =]

TheBlaireWitch said...
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TheBlaireWitch said...

You're welcome :D

melissa said...

ugh, I really wish I had a close group of like you do!! you guys seem like so much fun

Tesni said...

I want your friends!! and Seb is an attractive fellow :P

janitorbud said...

aww now i want corn on the cob =(
that looks like fun!
lol i love your friends random typing

Redcabbageispurple said...

Why is Hayley, the vegetarian, only eating the corn in one picture?

Anonymous said...

Hayley, I don't know if you've already found out about this but:

http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/07/22/awesome-thing-of-the-week-6/

VanishIntoMyCabinet said...

Uhm, Kinda embarrased to say this but, does anyone know how she puts a link and then makes it like a word that you can click on and then go to the link? Sorry for being dumb, haha. But, please help.

KaraDawlish said...

Hayley!!!! i'm a failure and i dont remember which blog you actualy said this in so it's just ending up here but you said "The power of friendship" and that made me LOSE IT. Lmao you have no idea personal experience with that hahaha people are so cluelessss!! Lol BIGGER PICTURE. haha but anyways watch my video its realllly stupid but yea. theme is friendship... pfft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM50_FYRBak Oh and it's related thats the whole point im not just telling u "watch my videos omg sub4sub" anything like that its about HPs theme being "the theme of friendship"

Natalie said...

One reason I love living in a farming state. The landscape in Ohio is corn, corn, corn, tree, corn, corn, repeat.

SlytherinSweetie said...

Ha ha. You guys are so freakin awesome. Great friends you got Hayley, if I do say so myself. ha ha.

Emily said...

Ha! You and your friends are awesome! Those corn pictures were hilarious :)

Now I am going to eat some corn...because thats what I do.:D