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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Thank you, Joe Loong.

Hey-yo. Nearly every time I post a video, I link to my blog in the sidebar. Nearly every time I post a video-- even a crappy one, like tonight's 5AG-- I feel this false sense of accomplishment, and therefore can think of nothing else worthy of telling my blog. I would call it a vicious cycle if I condoned the use of cop-out cliches like "vicious cycle." And, you know, if it had... anything to do with a cycle. Regardless, I have nothing to say, but still possess the pressing urge to produce words of some kind.

I tried googling "What to blog about," and got excited when I found some results that appeared relevant. Like this one, for example. This guy suggests that I either a) write about something I've written about before, or b) write about something I haven't written about before. How avant-garde! Thank you, Joe Loong at Network Solutions. Without you, where would I be?

Where would any of us be?

Sexy: The top floor of the school library. I went up there today, stood on the windowsill, and looked down at the gorgeous yellow trees and people riding bikes. Like in Ferris Bueller. It was so quiet and pretty and private.
Unsexy: This.

Chipotle burritos this year: 31
Bagel Street visits this school year: 4
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Bye, guys! Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow. <3

25 comments:

Cody Hotel said...

The top floor of the Library is, in my experience, very sexy regardless of what university you happen to be at.

If it were a college though, unsexy all day long.

DaisyJo said...

Haha I juuuuust blogged about my lack of things to blog about. :(

Redcabbageispurple said...

One would think that by now I would have learned not to click on things that are linked to in your "unsexy" part of the blog, but alas I have not and now I have to go get ready for bed with that lovely image in my had. Thank you, Haley....

Tom said...

When you don't have anything to write about, you should just pull the wonderful cop out of answering questions from the comments. Except it's not really a bad cop out because everyone loves it when awesome people like MJ or John answers questions. And let's be honest here, nothing is more fun than talking about one's self! (I mean, no offense, but you've already written, like, 100+ blog posts about yourself.)
So if you take my advice...
What's the deal with your religiousnessness? I know you're something of a Christian, and I'm just wondering what's your, I donno, view of the whole world in regards to your religion? I feel like since you seem quite liberal about most things, you're probably pretty liberal with what your church teaches.
(Looking back over that, I feel like it might sound disrespectful or accusatory or something, so please don't read it like that. I'm honestly curious.)
(Also, this is probably the longest comment I've ever left on anything, ever. Well then.)

Kasey said...

Why, oh why, did I think it necessary to click on the Unsexy link?! I mean, it's CLEARLY STATED as being UNSEXY! Do I really feel the need to put MORE UNSEXY in my life?

The rational thing would be to think something like "Oh, Hayley's presumably found something that is so hideously unsexy that she can't even use her wondrous way with words to describe it, and thus must post a link to the grossly offensive image. I should accept this image as being so bad that I do not need to see it, and move on. I should thank Hayley for being kind enough to spare my brain that grotesquely unsexy image."

Instead, curiosity kicked in. And it may not have killed the cat, but that flipping picture sure would've. Shudder.

Arden said...

Blog about something you have or have not written about before? How intriguing! I'll have to try that out someday!
[/sarcasm]

I think now I'm going to have to go to the top floor of my school's library just to see if it is comparably sexy to yours...

And that dog... *shudder*

Ravenclaw2313 said...

Reminds self that unsexy really means unsexy. Why did I click that link? I'm going to have nightmares now. Links are bad! Links are bad!

On an unrelated note how's the sleeping bit going? Also I love the blogless blog. It's nice to know sometimes you're as uninspired as the rest of us.

Kristen said...

Oh, Hayley, that dog, THAT DOG!!! You knew I would click on it! No warning, just that it was unsexy, not that it would haunt my dreams for tonight. That dog doesn't even need a halloween costume. It is a halloween costume. Okay, that is all.

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traderbob11 said...

Hi ya Hayley

Isn't the stairwell where they start those spinning, whirling camera scenes where a girl gets chased by a crazy stalker?

The scary stuff of Halloween may be fun, but lets not forget the most important part--free candy.

see ya Hayley

janitorbud said...

your unsexy thing will give me nightmares =/

Scott said...

My university library is honestly my favourite place to hang out.

But with 8 floors of this http://farm1.static.flickr.com/27/46010794_a84df15d8d.jpg?v=0 how could it not be?

Margaret said...

Ah! Why would you not WARN us that the Unsexy was not only unsexy, but also considerably TERRIFYING?! How thoughtless! (I kid, I kid.)

nicole. said...

WHY DID I CLICK THE UNSEXY? I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Elizabeth... said...

Where WOULD any of us be?
(without people who love giraffes who love giraffes)

Now, thanks to your totally unrelated blog, I will probably be singing that to myself ALL DAY.

:)

KateyMatey said...

Hayleyghoover, thankyou for mentally scarring me with that unsexy picture. I'm not even going to ask how you came across it :|

I don't know how, but you made a blog entry about not knowing what to blog about interesting. That's an accomplishment right there homeshizzle.

Katie said...

I think your best bet would be to either a) blog about something you've thought about writing before, or b) blog about something you haven't thought about writing before. That should fix all your problems. Good luck! ;P

allison said...

Oh geez that unsexy ...
Greattt advice Joe Loong. :P

Loes said...

I think we've all just read the best solution: blogging about googling resolutions for when one doesn't know where to blog about :D Take that, Joe Loong!

Joelogon said...

Um, you're welcome?

Anonymous said...

thank you for that wonderful unsexy picture... lmao

Gomezzio said...

What... was... that?

Natalie said...

Congratulations Hayley. You have simultaneously given everyone who reads your blog recurring nightmares which feature the unsexy dog. Well done :)

shecaptain said...

HAHA! Your unsexy listing scared the crap out of me!

Nokorola said...

Exactly was I was thinking Hayley.