Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dough, Glee, My Dad, Secret Government = Chaos

"I see nothing wrong with this," Heather says as my roommate deposits two stacked Oreos into Erin's open mouth. To what is Heather referring? Oh, the fact that the four of us are balancing hot, droopy microwaved dough between our fingers and shoveling uncooked cinnamon rolls down our throats. It was Roomie's idea, and now we're all a combination between sick and joyously laughing.

It's later now, and besides the fact that tonight's episode of Glee was an obvious product placement for 7-Eleven, that show always puts my group in a collective good mood. Unfortunately, PJ couldn't make it this week, and Michal has a cold (despite her unfailing claims that she has tuberculosis. Never mind that she's vaccinated and just being delirious for comedic effect) and we're therefore discussing the show on Skype.

Oh. Oh my. Not to change the subject so abruptly, but look at this conversation I just had with my mother through text messages:
Mom: Dad's listening to mrs nerimon
Hayley: ...
Mom: What?
Hayley: I said "..." as in, "I can't find words to express my feelings about that."
Mom: I told him he could get it on itunes
Hayley: Oooooh my goodness, Mother.
Mom: He's moved on to the fine kone
Hayley: Tell Dad that he's acting like one of those creepy old men you tell me to avoid on the internet!
Mom: Lol

I... wow. After that, I'm not sure there's much left to say.

Sexy: The Glee cast cover of "Sweet Caroline" from tonight's episode.
Unsexy: TWQP, who spent today's class secretly embarrassing me by talking about YouTube and Adsense, telling us about prescription pill addiction, and claiming that every time you use any sort of household appliance, the "secret underground global government" is recording every bit of information about you.

Chipotle burritos this year: 33
Bagel Street visits this school year: 4
Subscribers: 21,126

Bye, guys! Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow. <3


KatieSham said...

Aw, yay. I love that I find this right before I go to bed.

And Sweet Caroline was all different KINDS of sexy.

I loved it.

allie said...

I can just see the 7-11 stocks go up up up.

Meg said...

I got all giggly during Sweet Caroline. I have always wished that there was a song with my name in it!

seurat2 said...

Well, maybe not every
time you use a household appliance, no. But I'll bet someone out there knows more about me than I can imagine. And you too. Meanwhile, Chipotle is calling your name quite loudly, time to answer that call.

Nokorola said...

I'm starting to regret not being able to have TWQP during my collegiate years, he seems like quite the character. Glee and all the song choices were amazing tonight. You're family is so amusing to me as a person who doesn't ever have to deal with them.

Have a great tomorrow Hayley.

Nokorola said...

...Oh, and watch out Hayley, the secret government's gonna get you. They're gonna get you with the Kodak Disc.

Tom said...

I love your explanation of the modern meaning of an ellipsis. I actually say "dot dot dot" out loud quite often.

It's so funny how language stuff like that is hard to explain. I told my parents how Hank's new guitar says "This Machine Pwns N00bs," and they just looked at me blankly, and then I remembered that they're completetly unfamiliar with the terms "pwn" and "noob."

traderbob11 said...

Wait, was that Barry Manilow? Some times I end up being such a traitor to my long hair, the things we gotta do.

I'm glad they closed the cafeteria at campus so you could have a decent meal finally.

See ya Hayley

Holly said...

I can never eat raw dough because I visualise disgusting images of it expanding inside me, as though my stomach is the oven. I know that it's impossible, yet I still won't eat it.

Anonymous said...

I have been listening to Puck sing Sweet Caroline since the preview from last week, and I am still not sick of it.

traderbob11 said...

I almost forgot--
thanks for the stock tip!

Eddy said...

Now I feel like a creepy old man.

Ravenclaw2313 said...

The text conversation with your mom made me crack up. Can't wait to watch Glee tomorrow. "Sweet Caroline" is a school song for us here at ISU so I can't wait to hear it.

Vuraaa said...

traderbob, sweet caroline is by neil diamond. which makes me think of saving silverman, haha.

parents and text messaging. yes.

oh and hayley, i got into OU when i first applied, right out of high school...and then i made the complete wrong choice to go to UC Davis. Now I am considering transferring to OU. Do you know anything about their history department? Perhaps?

Elizabeth... said...

Mrs. Nerimon must have some sort of parent attraction device coded into it's beat because I've heard my parents humming/singing it too.

This Glee thing sounds addictive, I'm kind of glad I can't watch it here / find time to watch it online!

Kaitlyn w/ a K said...

I don't know if I'm supposed to, but I really like Puck.

VTBurninator said...

Is it bad/weird that when I imagine you at school you're in a Gryffindor uniform and TWQP looks like Flitwick?

rAm said...

Your mom lols.

Fae said...

I checked your blog on my phone and thinking that you had updated I immediately moved over to my computer to consume your bloggy words. When I brought it up on IE I realised I had read this yesterdaty. I kept reading, pretending like I hadn't already read it.

Glee is excellent. I started watching it because of you. :)

Queen of darkness said...

maybe 7=elevens have their own secret governments and thats why they can charge 4.95 for a bottle of coke lol

Katy J said...

Your blog completes my life. :]

Daisy said...

Your dad is singing Mrs. Nerimon? Something is wrong with the world. :D
Then again, my dad actually is, too...

Caroline said...

Awww, my heart was warmed when they sang Sweet Caroline. On account of my name is Caroline. Especially since that sexy man candy Puck was singing it.

R to the E to the BECCA. said...

You watch Glee?
I'm a gleek. <3

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