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Friday, July 22, 2011

Where I've Been

Shhh. We can talk, Blog, but we have to be quiet. It's 8am and I'm the only one awake. I sort of feel like we're at a slumber party, hanging out under a sleeping bag, passing each other stale Cheetos as silently as we can. (...Is that not what you do at slumber parties?)

I'm in a hotel room in Austin, TX, by the way. Long story made short: I hadn't planned on attending LeakyCon because I didn't think I could afford it, but my mother helped me out a bit as an advanced birthday present and I got on the damn plane. I had an amazing time (more on that later) and even made plans to travel two extra days to New Orleans with The Situation and his summer music tour, the ConTour. With my bag packed and flight information ready, it wasn't until the night before I was scheduled to fly home that the whole tour staged an intervention. "So Hayley," said Alex, as in Alex Carpenter, as in The Remus Lupins, "You're staying for the rest of the tour." Considering my bank account, the opinions of my parents, and the amount of clothing I'd packed, I prepared my counterargument. I strongly stated, "There is no way I'm doing that."

...I'm doing that. To a chorus of jeers and cheers and other debauchery, I cancelled my flight. I will now be a roadie for the next week and a half, all the way to VidCon. What is my life?! Below are the highlights from each event up until this point.

LeakyCon Day 1:
After waiting in the airport for a few hours, I met up with my friends Kristina and Eia from The Parselmouths and we got a temporary hotel room with some other Leaky-goers before heading to the conference. After meeting up with my friend Marlena, I got to attend a panel of YA authors reading selections from things they wrote as teenagers. Hilarious. David Levithan read a chapter from a novel he was working on before he came out as gay, in which the male protagonist describes his girl crush as being a skilled pianist and being able to "sing like Streisand." My cheekbones started to hurt from laughing-- I can barely type that line without cracking up, still. Anyway, the rest of Wednesday was filled with reunions and hugging and swimming and room parties until I finally passed out in the early morning. I remember thinking at one point, "If I ever need to cast a Patronus, these memories should do the trick."

LeakyCon Day 2:
We got up early enough to see the first ever screening of Finding Hogwarts, a documentary about the Harry Potter fandom. Despite technical difficulties, it was really beautiful. I don't have the faintest idea what I did for the rest of the afternoon, but that hardly matters because I GOT TO SEE THE LAST HARRY POTTER MOVIE IN AN ADVANCED SCREENING WITH MOST OF MY FRIENDS. As John Green's +1, I was lucky enough to grab a ticket to the theater designated for Leaky staff and special guests, so I watched the final movie in the same room as Team Starkid, the child actors from the Epilogue and The Prince's Tale, and I believe Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna. (I say "I believe" because I didn't actually lay eyes on her in the theater; I made a point not to stare at her, for her sake. We met later on in the week, but that story's just for me. :)) I honestly could not have asked for a more perfect final movie experience. The entire crowd screamed and clapped every time something awesome happened, and I even found myself tearing up as the credits rolled.

As impossible as it sounds, the most fun of the night came in the form of the wizard rock concert. I danced and screamed all throughout sets by my friends Justin Finch-Fletchley, Lauren Fairweather and Ministry of Magic and attempted (though failed) to contain my emotion over the last ever Remus Lupins show. The whole crowd (about 3,000 people) went ALL OUT for this one. I think "Looking for Trouble," Alex's big hit, lasted for around fifteen minutes. Amazing. Hands down, the most fun I've ever had at a concert.

LeakyCon Day 3:
After seeing my good friend Leah kill as Tonks in The Final Battle, a musical written and composed by another friend, Lena Gabrielle, Friday afternoon was spent primarily in the pool with friends, chilling out in preparation for the second huge wizard rock show. The Parselmouths, Gred and Forge, Tonks and the Aurors, Draco and the Malfoys and Harry and the Potters were all awesome, as per usual, but I had the majority of my fun during The Whomping Willows set. Matt's a good friend of mine and that man knows how to make me dance. It was really beautiful how, long after the show was over, tons of people in the crowd kept singing the chorus to a new Willows song. It was like an acapella choir of drunken nerd angels. "We're wizards. We'll party forever. This night will never end."

LeakyCon Day 4:
I went to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park with The Situation and our friend/his drummer, Andy. We had lunch in the Hog's Head-- leek and potato soup! Yum!-- and I bought Ginny Weasley's wand. I happened to meet my crush, Neil Cicierega, who made the Potter Puppet Pals, as we walked in opposite directions around the park. Which was cool. The best part, though, was the incredible ride that simulated flying on a broomstick through different scenery from the Potter universe. I beamed the entire time and couldn't even find words to express how awesome I felt once it was over. I played Quidditch, guys! For real!

But of course, we got back in time for the Esther Earl Rocking Charity Ball-- the sprinkles on top of the best week of my life. I wore a pretty dress and heels and I didn't stop dancing for a single second the entire night. My feet felt like HELL the next day, but I wouldn't change a thing. Well, I might change the fact that the DJs played "Total Eclipse of the Heart" three full times, but.

Disney World
I packed up my stuff and said depressing goodbyes to the whole gang before heading out with The ConTour & co. for my first ever trip to Disney World. I rode the Tower of Terror in Hollywood Studios with The Situation and our friend Sammy, had lunch in Epcot's Japan, got stuck on a broken-down boat ride in "Norway," almost died of excitement on Space Mountain, and had a whole slew of other adventures. The best part of it all? Someone who follows us on twitter was able to get us tickets into the parks FOR FREE. I'm not kidding! What?!

New Orleans
The next day, the tour played a show in Tampa, FL, where I danced around to my favorite Skyway Flyer songs with a lightsaber, before driving all the way to Louisiana. The show that night was teeny tiny, but it was still a good time. We got a super cheap discount on a really gorgeous hotel right in the middle of the action of New Orleans and spent the whole night pursuing the chaotic streets. We even had a balcony outside our rooms! It was awesome. I ate some delicious vegetarian red beans and rice and was sad to see NOLA go.

Austin, TX
And that brings us here. I'm currently coming to you live from Austin, home of the second-best burrito I've ever had and the number-one worst tour experience of all time. Actually, let me rephrase that: worst tour venue experience of all time. The crowd was cool enough to make up for all the crap, but BOY was there crap. First, we found out in the morning that the venue had forgotten to put our tour on their calendar, so they'd scheduled three other bands to perform in the same time slot. Next, these other bands turned out to be really crazy groups of intimidating, screaming men dressed in white jumpsuits and minotaur masks, one of whom walked right up to me and a group of girls wearing DFTBA shirts and Gryffindor ties and sing-screamed in our faces in his sweat-soaked t-shirt. Terrifying. Third, it was approximately a billion katrillion thousand degrees inside. Fourth, the guys who owned the shop were jerks who spent the entire time being completely unhelpful, rude and mocking toward us. FIFTH, and this one's the real kicker-- the power went out. Totally out. One could say that they unplugged us, shut us down, and refused to love us with their steel hearts. It would have been hell, but the ConTour guys pulled through. We finished the show with acoustic guitars in the dark parking lot because, even in the darkest of times, Voldemort can't stop the rock. Sigh.

But you know what, guys? Today is a new day. Once everyone else wakes up, we're heading out to Dallas, where we'll hopefully have a show good enough to undo all of yesterday's notsome. Until then, I'll be hanging out in a car with my fellow merch girl, Sarah Snitch, working on my godforsaken novel, and checking in whenever I get free internet. Check out the tour dates and let me know if I'll be meeting you on my trip! Until then, I hope you have a lovely day. I'll talk to you soon.


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25 comments:

shelby said...

Freebirds is amazing! Well, Austin is amazing. That sucks about the venue. I promise that the majority of people who live here (i.e., me :)) are super nice and friendly! I hope y'all enjoy the rest of your time in Texas :)

Anonymous said...

so. incredibly. jealous.

Kendall said...

I'm sorry about everything that went wrong (the heat is kind of hard to escape from, though) but I went & I still had fun yesterday! Despite the power-outage, etc. they did great & it was cool actually seeing everyone. Hope the next shows are better! :)

Valerie said...

I keep missing you guys! I came to Orlando like 2 days after LeakyCon and now the wizard rock tour is in Texas, where I live, but I am still in Orlando! Ah!
Freebirds is so good. Actually, most food in Austin is so good. I'm going to UT in the fall and I am so excited to live in Austin!
Anyways, good luck on tour! I hope you see some true Texas hospitality soon. Those guys from the shop in Austin sound like jerks!

Lynn said...

Gahhh I was going to the contour tonight in Dallas but deiced to go to the wrock show tomorrow. I would have totally have gone if I knew you were going to be there. I have always wanted to meet my favorite youtuber and one of my heros. :(

Long time fan but I haven't posted anything on here. too shy. :)

Manar said...

Hahaha, I had a burrito from Freebirds before going to the show. xD

ANYWAY, I hope that Dallas DID make up for all the notsome in Austin, because we're pretty awesome here in Dallas. :) Also, I'm sorry that I'm so awkward irl. But it was really nice meeting you and you're cool and stuff! :D

Stefan said...

you are one of my favorite parts of the internet.

Alex Dahlberry said...

:') LeakyCon.
i can't believe that all happened.
I still want to write everything down, but whenever i start, i go into wayyy too much detail and I'm still stuck writing about ARRIVING at the freaking Royal Pacific Hotel.

It's sucks that things went wrong, but it still sounds epic, playing in the dark parking lot. idk. as a fan, i'd be amused by it.

I think think think i'm going to make it to the show in LA! So I'll see you there. :)
Is it bad that I'm always so intimidated to say hi a second time? Cause I've met you before, so now you surely must not care to for me to bother you again.
bahah i'm sorry. i'm an awkward turtle.


but yes. yes. yes. i miss your blogs. blog more. :P
<3
-alex

madhu~ said...

im so lucky i had forgotten about your blog all summer until today----otherwise i would have checked it everyday depressingly. BUT AT LEAST you posted :)

madhu~ said...

oh shit you're in austin!
yeah it's quite hot here......but im used to it now. and yeah too many bands play here everyday

Leesa said...

I spent some time in Austin, but it has really grown. I don't like the city it has become. NO is great. I guess I have been all the places you traveled this time. I wrote a really bad poem today - will post it on Monday. It is supposed to be funny, but I don't think I achieved the humor I intended.

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Anonymous said...

I wish I could come see you guys, but you're going to be in Salt Lake on my birthday:/ So I have family things that I'll have to do. I would've loved to meet you though!I wish I could come see you guys, but you're going to be in Salt Lake on my birthday:/ So I have family things that I'll have to do. I would've loved to meet you though!

Bridget said...

Yeah, the only thing good about Austin is looking at all the deers. Oh, and speeding down the hills. Sucks to hear about the not-so-welcoming venue, but oh my gosh-- free tickets to Disney World? That's amazing! I wish I could have gone to LeakyCon, but the funds are nonexistent for me. I'll just live through your experience though lol! You should totes come down to Houston just for the hell of it. There are plenty of Freebirds I can take you to haha:)

Julia Rose said...

Hey Hayley! Sounds so awesome! I wish you would share meeting evanna lynch with us but i understand that there is just some things so special that if the world knew about it it would be ruined. Grrr! Your blog always inspires me to work on mine but then I'd be up until 2am AND I have nothing to write about! Oh well!I'll find something!As always it cheered me up to read about your awesome adventures! Love you hayley! Have fun on tour! Tell The Situation we all say "Hi!" <3

Alyssa said...

I was so excited to see you in Dallas! Thanks for being nice and taking a pic w me, sorry I'm so awkward lol :)

Katie said...

Psst, the link for Sarah's channel should go to "imsarahsnitch" and not just "sarahsnitch", I think.

Glad to have you blogging again and it's awesome that you get to keep on ConTouring! Despite the unfortunate events in Austin. <3 Leaky Con sounded amazing, I wish I had been able to go. Living vicariously through everyone else's recaps of it though. :)

Aimee said...

I MIGHT be going on Thursday, but I'm still not sure... Hopefully I can! Because it would be cool if I met Hayley G Hoover on a Thursday... Get it? 'Cuz your 5AG day was Thursday? heh... But yeah, I'm not sure yet.

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Mayrose said...

Trailer Space Records does kind of suck. Not if you want to go there and get a cheap record and play cheap video games, but the owners are hipsters, so they're going to be snooty. But the rest of the city is really cool (despite what two of the other commenters think), and it's nice and cool (Like 60 degrees!!) in the fall.

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So I hear that there's this new garden blend Chipotle burrito. It's only at select locations which sucks because I can't find any that's near me. http://www.gardein.com/restaurants.php

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