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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Haiku 4 U

Very tired, guys
Not too tired to blog, but
Will just use haiku.

Long-distance boyfriend
Hanging with him this weekend
Leaving tomorrow.

Cold, rainy weather
Where he lives, but I do it
Willingly for love.

Sorry for making
You puke from my sappiness.
Please forgive my spew.

Wiped out from writing
A very long short story
For class on Gay Lit.

It is difficult
And it's gay. Like Santana.
Last Glee joke ever.

My story is fun
But stressing me majorly
Maybe I'll post it.

Must go fall asleep
With mouth open on pillow.
Art is tiring.

(That may not be true
But if we say so often,
They'll call it a job.)

If you have comments
There is one rule to follow:
Write them in haiku.

Five syllables then
Seven syllables and then
End with five again.

Don't care what about
But the funniest one wins
Invisible prize.

(The prize is not real.)
Parentheticals in poems
Amuse me too much.

Four minutes till twelve
Looks like we made it on time.
I must say goodnight.

I hope your day is
Lovely and I'll see you guys
Tomorrow! Pizza.


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53 comments:

  1. Hayley, you are so
    silly but also funny
    for doing haikus.

    I am not highly
    skilled at the art of writing
    short structured poems.

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  3. Thanks a lot, Hayley.
    I'll be up into the night
    singing with Barry.

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  4. Hayley G Hoover
    In April, was vegan. But
    had pizza Monday

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  5. I am so happy
    I suggested haikus once
    And now you did it!!!!

    *my dreams are coming true*

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  9. why are there many
    comments that have been removed
    by the author? weird.

    maybe it's because
    they are failing at writing
    haiku, like i am.

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  11. Hayley has got me
    counting on all my fingers.
    So much confusion.

    My head just went blank
    And my bad thumb is twitching.
    My eyes are bloodshot.

    This should not be hard,
    What the heck am I doing.
    I should be sleeping.

    This was a mistake,
    Haikus are not my forte.
    I should really stop.

    Time to veg in bed,
    I'm getting really tired.
    That is what she said!

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  12. Haiku's are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
    Refrigerator.

    Maybe that wasn't
    My original work, but-
    Oh look,there's a storm

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  13. hey hayley heres one,
    haikus are about nature
    so these are senyrus! :)

    senyrus are so cool,
    they are my favourite yo,
    cool beans fun fun fun

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  14. Haikus can be weird
    They don't always make much sense
    Refrigerator

    Refrigerator
    Stupid word, where is your "D"?
    You are hard to spell

    You know, April is
    National Poetry Month
    Haikus are poems

    That was quite stupid
    I should stop this nonsense now
    See you tomorrow

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  15. I love how many
    comments have been deleted
    for lack of haiku

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  16. I just realized
    Someone else used the haiku
    Refrigerator

    I feel stupid now
    Because you know it's not mine
    But I wrote the rest

    Maybe I should read
    The comments before writing
    More crappy haikus

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  17. Pizza tomorrow?
    But it's not May yet Hayley
    Why give up now, girl?

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  18. I am not that good
    At spontaneous haikus
    And yet, I can't stop

    I hope I am not
    Disqualified for writing
    Multiple comments

    Hayley G Hoover
    But what does the "G" stand for?
    "G" is for Gangster

    Cheese is delicious
    I could eat it all day long
    And so could Hayley

    I should probably
    Stop writing and sleep because
    I'm delusional

    I'm sorry that you
    Had to read this word vomit
    Goodnight, Miss Hoover

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  19. I thought that haikus
    were supposed to have nature?
    Maybe I was wrong.

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  20. Here is a haiku
    About awesome unicorns
    That make rainbows. [smile]

    Also, two more things:
    Yay the haiku is finished
    Looks like we made it.

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  21. i love april
    because i get so much hayley
    poop and boobs

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  22. Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator.

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  23. Today you ate cake,
    Today I ate pizza, and
    Neither of us ran.

    When I was in the
    Second grade I wrote a good
    Haiku about ducks.

    Someone commented
    About Hayley's middle name.
    It made me think of

    That time she said that
    The G-Monster was preggo.
    It just made me laugh.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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  24. Went downstairs to see
    Royal Wedding on TV
    But don't really care

    Hymns are driving me,
    exponentially insane
    organs not my thing.

    Struggled with the ring
    Too much skin on her finger
    I stopped eating food

    Once it was over
    I finished my breakfast quick
    And got my laptop

    Checked on my facebook
    Posted status on bad hymns
    Click for a new tab

    Searched for hayleyg
    While I sipped my cup of tea
    Post morning on blog

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  25. haikus are funny
    when you end each line "naked"
    like this one, naked

    your blog is...naked
    i read it a lot...naked
    i wrote this...naked

    kidding!kidding! just kidding
    it sounded funny though, right?
    yeah, that's what I thought

    :)

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  26. I cannot believe
    You force me to use my brain
    Just to comment here.

    It is already
    Too difficult for me to
    Try to do homework.

    But I just wanted
    To take ten from senior sem
    To say "POST YOUR BOOK"

    I meant "short story"
    But it was too long to say
    Screw you, this is hard.

    Back to work I go.
    Only one more paragraph
    Until page twenty.

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  27. This post reminded
    me of Marcus and Jess in
    Perfect Fifths. Best ever.

    Good luck this weekend
    with your long distance boyfriend
    trip. Have lots of fun!

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  28. Surely it took
    longer to write umpteen
    haikus than a post?

    That last line was six... sorry, I cheated :P xxx

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  29. Today I skipped sport
    (P.E. in America)
    To watch the wedding.

    In the library
    I almost cried. What a sap.
    But it was so cute!

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  30. Please post the story
    For your gay lit class because
    I want to read it!

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  31. I'm bad at haikus.
    I chilled with da Queen today.
    Royal wedding, yo.

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  32. Just like Perfect Fifths?
    Thanks for recommending it.
    Haiku dialogue.

    (or in this case a)
    Quite poetic monologue.
    I do say it is.

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  33. Hayley you should post
    Your newly written gay story.
    (Curiosity)

    Yes that was for you.
    And yes, art requires work
    But it is worth it.

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  34. I had a comment
    But I forgot it just now
    I hope it comes back

    Maybe if I read
    The comments over again
    I will find my thoughts

    Oh, I remember
    But I do not know how to
    Say what I want to

    --

    I think you should post
    Your story with the title
    Having 'In Your Pants.'

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  35. Can not believe that
    you posted Barry almost as bad as
    someone rickrolling

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  36. I practiced haikus
    half of april but gave up
    re-starting right now

    thought the youtube link
    would go to Shania Twain
    but it was Barry

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  37. I was once obsessed
    with writing haiku always.
    I love them dearly.

    Please post your story.
    I very much want to read
    your tiring artwork.

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  38. Pigeon Hat Tortoise
    Mushroom Lightning Guitar Face
    I'm Bad At Haiku

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  39. Just ate a bunny...
    Granted it was chocolate, but
    I still feel guilty.

    Does anyone else
    Have a guilty conscience whilst
    Consuming rabbit?

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  40. Ha ha I love this!
    English majors, ftw!
    Exclamation point!

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  41. I bought a headband
    “Nice necklace” said my boyfriend,
    Where to wear it now?


    Could someone seriously offer advice? I don't know what this thing is!

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  42. This is the best thing
    I think that from this day forth
    Haiku will prosper

    The most ingenious*
    way to write is the way that
    you have here shown us

    For this miss Hayley
    I applaud you for your great
    magnificence. Fin.**


    * ingenious pronounced: in-gee-nyus (as opposed to in-gee-ni-us)
    ** sort of cheated here, aha.

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  43. Hayley where are you?
    You know it's still April, right?
    Don't worry; we forgive you

    We know time with your
    Boyfriend very important
    You can have a pass :)

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  44. "Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator"

    -- My friend's t-shirt

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  45. Hayley we miss you
    Your presents are so lonely
    Where has the blog gone?

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  46. You, Hayley, were once
    My favorite Youtuber
    Oops wait you still are.

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  47. Please post your story
    I like reading your writing
    penis ha ha ha

    That was not funny
    I am so very mature
    Hooray for poems!

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  48. Oh no a haiku
    Three minutes til Doctor Who
    Five more syllables

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  50. Parentheticals
    Made that line eight syllables
    So it doesn't count.

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