Very tired, guys
Not too tired to blog, but
Will just use haiku.
Long-distance boyfriend
Hanging with him this weekend
Leaving tomorrow.
Cold, rainy weather
Where he lives, but I do it
Willingly for love.
Sorry for making
You puke from my sappiness.
Please forgive my spew.
Wiped out from writing
A very long short story
For class on Gay Lit.
It is difficult
And it's gay. Like Santana.
Last Glee joke ever.
My story is fun
But stressing me majorly
Maybe I'll post it.
Must go fall asleep
With mouth open on pillow.
Art is tiring.
(That may not be true
But if we say so often,
They'll call it a job.)
If you have comments
There is one rule to follow:
Write them in haiku.
Five syllables then
Seven syllables and then
End with five again.
Don't care what about
But the funniest one wins
Invisible prize.
(The prize is not real.)
Parentheticals in poems
Amuse me too much.
Four minutes till twelve
Looks like we made it on time.
I must say goodnight.
I hope your day is
Lovely and I'll see you guys
Tomorrow! Pizza.
Chipotle burritos this year: 8 (I tried to round down and people asked how I lost half a burrito, so we're rounding up.)
Subscribers: 49,165
Nail color: Bare
Miles run today: -3 (+one cake)
Hayley, you are so
ReplyDeletesilly but also funny
for doing haikus.
I am not highly
skilled at the art of writing
short structured poems.
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ReplyDeleteThanks a lot, Hayley.
ReplyDeleteI'll be up into the night
singing with Barry.
Hayley G Hoover
ReplyDeleteIn April, was vegan. But
had pizza Monday
I am so happy
ReplyDeleteI suggested haikus once
And now you did it!!!!
*my dreams are coming true*
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ReplyDeletewhy are there many
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by the author? weird.
maybe it's because
they are failing at writing
haiku, like i am.
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ReplyDeleteHayley has got me
ReplyDeletecounting on all my fingers.
So much confusion.
My head just went blank
And my bad thumb is twitching.
My eyes are bloodshot.
This should not be hard,
What the heck am I doing.
I should be sleeping.
This was a mistake,
Haikus are not my forte.
I should really stop.
Time to veg in bed,
I'm getting really tired.
That is what she said!
Haiku's are easy
ReplyDeleteBut sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Maybe that wasn't
My original work, but-
Oh look,there's a storm
hey hayley heres one,
ReplyDeletehaikus are about nature
so these are senyrus! :)
senyrus are so cool,
they are my favourite yo,
cool beans fun fun fun
Haikus can be weird
ReplyDeleteThey don't always make much sense
Refrigerator
Refrigerator
Stupid word, where is your "D"?
You are hard to spell
You know, April is
National Poetry Month
Haikus are poems
That was quite stupid
I should stop this nonsense now
See you tomorrow
I love how many
ReplyDeletecomments have been deleted
for lack of haiku
I just realized
ReplyDeleteSomeone else used the haiku
Refrigerator
I feel stupid now
Because you know it's not mine
But I wrote the rest
Maybe I should read
The comments before writing
More crappy haikus
Pizza tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteBut it's not May yet Hayley
Why give up now, girl?
I am not that good
ReplyDeleteAt spontaneous haikus
And yet, I can't stop
I hope I am not
Disqualified for writing
Multiple comments
Hayley G Hoover
But what does the "G" stand for?
"G" is for Gangster
Cheese is delicious
I could eat it all day long
And so could Hayley
I should probably
Stop writing and sleep because
I'm delusional
I'm sorry that you
Had to read this word vomit
Goodnight, Miss Hoover
I thought that haikus
ReplyDeletewere supposed to have nature?
Maybe I was wrong.
Here is a haiku
ReplyDeleteAbout awesome unicorns
That make rainbows. [smile]
Also, two more things:
Yay the haiku is finished
Looks like we made it.
i love april
ReplyDeletebecause i get so much hayley
poop and boobs
Haikus are easy
ReplyDeleteBut sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
Today you ate cake,
ReplyDeleteToday I ate pizza, and
Neither of us ran.
When I was in the
Second grade I wrote a good
Haiku about ducks.
Someone commented
About Hayley's middle name.
It made me think of
That time she said that
The G-Monster was preggo.
It just made me laugh.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Went downstairs to see
ReplyDeleteRoyal Wedding on TV
But don't really care
Hymns are driving me,
exponentially insane
organs not my thing.
Struggled with the ring
Too much skin on her finger
I stopped eating food
Once it was over
I finished my breakfast quick
And got my laptop
Checked on my facebook
Posted status on bad hymns
Click for a new tab
Searched for hayleyg
While I sipped my cup of tea
Post morning on blog
haikus are funny
ReplyDeletewhen you end each line "naked"
like this one, naked
your blog is...naked
i read it a lot...naked
i wrote this...naked
kidding!kidding! just kidding
it sounded funny though, right?
yeah, that's what I thought
:)
I cannot believe
ReplyDeleteYou force me to use my brain
Just to comment here.
It is already
Too difficult for me to
Try to do homework.
But I just wanted
To take ten from senior sem
To say "POST YOUR BOOK"
I meant "short story"
But it was too long to say
Screw you, this is hard.
Back to work I go.
Only one more paragraph
Until page twenty.
This post reminded
ReplyDeleteme of Marcus and Jess in
Perfect Fifths. Best ever.
Good luck this weekend
with your long distance boyfriend
trip. Have lots of fun!
Surely it took
ReplyDeletelonger to write umpteen
haikus than a post?
That last line was six... sorry, I cheated :P xxx
Today I skipped sport
ReplyDelete(P.E. in America)
To watch the wedding.
In the library
I almost cried. What a sap.
But it was so cute!
Please post the story
ReplyDeleteFor your gay lit class because
I want to read it!
I'm bad at haikus.
ReplyDeleteI chilled with da Queen today.
Royal wedding, yo.
Just like Perfect Fifths?
ReplyDeleteThanks for recommending it.
Haiku dialogue.
(or in this case a)
Quite poetic monologue.
I do say it is.
Hayley you should post
ReplyDeleteYour newly written gay story.
(Curiosity)
Yes that was for you.
And yes, art requires work
But it is worth it.
I had a comment
ReplyDeleteBut I forgot it just now
I hope it comes back
Maybe if I read
The comments over again
I will find my thoughts
Oh, I remember
But I do not know how to
Say what I want to
--
I think you should post
Your story with the title
Having 'In Your Pants.'
Can not believe that
ReplyDeleteyou posted Barry almost as bad as
someone rickrolling
I practiced haikus
ReplyDeletehalf of april but gave up
re-starting right now
thought the youtube link
would go to Shania Twain
but it was Barry
I was once obsessed
ReplyDeletewith writing haiku always.
I love them dearly.
Please post your story.
I very much want to read
your tiring artwork.
Pigeon Hat Tortoise
ReplyDeleteMushroom Lightning Guitar Face
I'm Bad At Haiku
Just ate a bunny...
ReplyDeleteGranted it was chocolate, but
I still feel guilty.
Does anyone else
Have a guilty conscience whilst
Consuming rabbit?
Ha ha I love this!
ReplyDeleteEnglish majors, ftw!
Exclamation point!
I bought a headband
ReplyDelete“Nice necklace” said my boyfriend,
Where to wear it now?
Could someone seriously offer advice? I don't know what this thing is!
This is the best thing
ReplyDeleteI think that from this day forth
Haiku will prosper
The most ingenious*
way to write is the way that
you have here shown us
For this miss Hayley
I applaud you for your great
magnificence. Fin.**
* ingenious pronounced: in-gee-nyus (as opposed to in-gee-ni-us)
** sort of cheated here, aha.
Hayley where are you?
ReplyDeleteYou know it's still April, right?
Don't worry; we forgive you
We know time with your
Boyfriend very important
You can have a pass :)
"Haikus are easy
ReplyDeleteBut sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"
-- My friend's t-shirt
Hayley we miss you
ReplyDeleteYour presents are so lonely
Where has the blog gone?
You, Hayley, were once
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Youtuber
Oops wait you still are.
Please post your story
ReplyDeleteI like reading your writing
penis ha ha ha
That was not funny
I am so very mature
Hooray for poems!
Oh no a haiku
ReplyDeleteThree minutes til Doctor Who
Five more syllables
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ReplyDeleteParentheticals
ReplyDeleteMade that line eight syllables
So it doesn't count.
lovely blog! :)
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